Okay, I'm back. So! This is a voice I've actually been using for ages as my "creepy guy" voice, so of course I brought it out to use for my animations about a creepy guy. Then I realized that it sounds basically like Senor Cardgage from Homestar Runner and I stopped using this character. I like to think that Cardgage and my character both evolved from a common ancestor: Arte Johnson's dirty old man character from Laugh-In.

This conversation was inspired one that I overheard in a grocery store. Some guy at the deli counter wanted his sandwich with "mayonnaise, onion, and mayo." I didn't stick around to hear what happened next, so this cartoon is my desperately-needed closure.